The Year 2020
Me: You're on level 5? When i was on level 5 i used to throw standing doubles.
Child: We have full team backwards rolls, is that like the same thing?
Me:
Child:
Me: Get out.
“Don’t do double fulls, because you will get injured and die. Don’t do double fulls after a whip, don’t do double fulls in standing tumbling, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody grab a full top.”
class tomorrow
my teacher: where's ur homework
me: I didnt do it.
teacher: why not?
me: there was a crisis in the cheer world.
teacher: that doesnt matter
me: yes it does! it was a major crisis
